Todd Wellemeyer insisted he isn’t sure what he did to annoy a crab off the Jupiter coast yesterday. But when that little bugger was done with him, the St. Louis Cardinals pitcher had been snipped between his ring and pinky finger on his pitching hand and was bleeding a good bit, he said.
Oh, no, I don't have anything to say. (I've never trusted crabs.)Wellemeyer, meanwhile, is plotting revenge.
He said he might grab a pair of scissors, head back to the beach and clip the crab where the crab snipped him.
Carry on.
