I tagged Kelvin Jimenez in exactly one post this season (although I wrote about him a little bit more than that), and here is what I said:Kelvin Jimenez is a terrible pitcher. He's just not good. Can we all finally agree on that? Seriously, if your team is ahead by 10 (and then by 6 after you give up some late-inning goods) and you get pulled with only one out left to record, how do you look at yourself in the mirror? I mean, with a six-run margin, how many bad pitchers get left out there? But not you. You're not even as good as bad. You're awful. Dreadful. Shockingly, upsettingly worthless.
Needless to say (and by the way, I hate that saying, I just felt it was appropriate), I shed nil a tear upon learning of his departure from the Redbirds organization. God have mercy on the Blue Jays' fans.Jimenez, a guy with serious control issues who gets lucky sometimes (this being the only reason his ERA isn't in the double or triple-digits), is called on basically when everyone else is tired or when it's early and the better pitchers are being saved for later.
Sorry, Kelvin. I know you're a person, and possibly even a decent one, but maybe you should consider a career change.
