This, dear friends, is not a living creature, at least not any longer. You may not be able to tell here, but it is indeed a taxidermied dog (German Shepherd mix if I'm not off my game), clinging to the tailgate of a pickup truck, hair blowing in the wind, looking for all the world like a real (alive) dog in a very precarious situation.
It beats the heck out of the ridiculous billboard that has kept me entertained for the last few weeks.
ps-I have no picture of the billboard, but here's the cheese:
Go ahead and sort it out on your own.If you wake up tired and hungry, you didn't stay with us.