it's pitching Tuesday (did you miss it?)

The Cardinals have decided not to pay Mark Mulder $11 million in 2009 to watch Oprah and eat cheez doodles on his couch while occasionally lifting his left arm, rotating his shoulder in a half-shrug, grimacing painfully, and pronouncing himself "not quite ready." 

This ranks #4 on the list of "things I did not need ESPN bottom-line to tell me." 

#3: The Patriots are not quite the same without Tom Brady (or their video equipment). 

#2: Terrell Owens complains that the team isn't going to him enough after making 12 receptions for 327 yards and 7 touchdowns in the first quarter. (Obviously not last week.) 

And #1: Roger Goodell suspends someone for something illegal, but gives Pacman "one more chance." 

*Sorry about the football-heavy references, but 'tis the season, right?