Pujols hit number eight, bringing his RBI total to 26, his hitting streak to 12 games, and his on-base streak to 40 games.
Lohse struck out four and only walked one in his seven innings of work.
Franklin and Springer each pitched a shut-out inning and made us all feel a lot better about the temporary closer situation.
No one got ejected from the game.
No one committed an error.
No one was injured.
And what may be the most positive news about last night... (drum roll, please)
... the Cubs lost, too.